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Hammer Thumb

A short stumpy manwoman that loves to profess his/her superior intellect and liberal bias, all while showing off her extraordinary belly fur.
Man, DT is such a Hammer Thumb!
by SUPMA April 3, 2009
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Hammerhead

Bowling-related term for somebody who strictly uses Hammer bowling balls.
Wow, he has four bowling balls on the rack, and they're all Hammers. That guy's a Hammerhead.
by SomethingAwesome July 29, 2005
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Pee Hammer

when a guy has a bladder problem and pees out of his anus and or rectum
the doctor say he has a pee hammer
by santinochristain June 8, 2011
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Polish hammer

Polish hammer a plank of wood, the term comes from unskilled Polish workers stealing Irish jobs on building sites. The joke being the Polish aren't the most technically skilled of workers and have been known to dig holes with a plank of wood or tried to knock masonry nails into walls with the butt of a trowel
here sean pass me that polish hammer i need to shutter in this window sill
by roobert mcscrote June 2, 2010
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hammerheading

the art of bashing the back of a chicks head in when shes going down on you. preferebly until she passes out. then you finish.
"dude, tiffany came over last night and started to give me head when i got an uncontrollable urge to bash her skull in. so i did, and she hasnt woken up yet. i think shes dead."

"i got myself into some hammerheading action the other day and now i can't read anymore."
by jamesisdead September 26, 2007
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hammer

an album. a cd. a vinyl record.
throw on the new hammer by yaphet kotto man! keep the tune-ski's a rollin'
by Mike July 19, 2006
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Monkey-hammer

The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.
Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!

Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
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