Sneaky Fake hit

When your bitchass sister pretends to hit you in the face, but then stops at the last minute.

(Amy asshole is about to hit nice kid kevin)
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

fake drug dealer

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.

im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Fake Maine™

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.

"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."

by mee-haw January 7, 2020

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

Fake Mother In Law

A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.

She is such a Fake Mother In Law! I would never talk to her if it wasn't for my hubby.

by AndyMiami May 30, 2007

Marty pump-fake

1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.

2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.

3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.

4. The daring action of a one pump chump

5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team

1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.

2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.

3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!

4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man

by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013