dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
by JackOffAllTrades95 June 01, 2019
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Greasy Dump Bees

Bees that fly around ricky because hes covered in garbage juices and soda sugar, especially when he is recycling old cans.
Ricky:Ahh fuckin dump bees!!!
Bubbles:Ahh get them off,Get them off!!!
Greasy Dump Bees
by Beanzy_94 April 01, 2019
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Dick-N-Dump

Went down to the truck stop bathroom for a dick-n-dump
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."
After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.
by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021
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dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.
"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."
by npokpr October 16, 2013
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Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
by ThatGuyWithTheStuff November 17, 2015
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wyoming dump truck

Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.

Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.
I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.
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