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Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)

Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.
"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"
by Tobbis January 17, 2024
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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.
Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!
by Brandon Zheng April 26, 2011
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Bagnasarian Disease

Where the anus becomes enlarged and inflamed, so enlarged and inflamed that it eventually encompasses the whole personality and being, in other words the individual turns into a complete asshole.
when you think about it, every person knows someone that has bagnasarian disease in their bloody life, unfortunately it can be contagious.
by asvpHoy3 July 3, 2014
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Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.
I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.
by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012
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apl disease

Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..
The doctors diagnosed me with APL disease, and I couldn't agree more.
by theknowleger July 26, 2016
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Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.
Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.
by BAM2018 October 6, 2020
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