dry biscuit

Some thing that has gone wrong or is really bad

Man 1:That fires gone out
Man 2: Dry biscuit

by lysander September 7, 2005

Biscuit Game

Refer to, Bagel Bowl.

Hey, gather some biscuits so us guys can play the biscuit game later.

by Simone Devin November 12, 2010

belgium biscuit

to deficate on a glass surface or coffee table whilst a women is underneath licking the glass.

he did a superb belgium biscuit on that coffee table.i did enjoy it.

by fatblokekeith December 19, 2007

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

skank biscuit

Name used for MeUssa.

MeUssa is a Skank Biscuit.

by dirtball April 9, 2003

Wipe that biscuit on that g-thang

when a man has sex with a women and she creams and the man wipes her hole with a biscuit and then eats it.

Man: ohhhhh ohhhhh I just cam

Women: omg lol so did I

Man: I'm going to Wipe that biscuit on your g-thang

Women:what?....that feels good

Man: That tastes so good

Women: what the hell are you doing? OH MY GOD what the hell?!?!?

Man: That's called wipe that biscuit on that g-thang, do you like it?

Women: actually, I kind of do

by Anarquista February 12, 2010

Whiskey Biscuit

When a chic drinks too much whiskey and her biscuit gets all dried out and she can't achieve an orgasm.

My girlfriend serves up a mean whiskey biscuit.

by Whiskey Dickle February 26, 2009