ditz bag

Combination of the words ditz and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is a ditz and a douchebag.

That girl is such a ditz bag.

by Christopher J. Orcutt January 27, 2005

[douche bag]

A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags

God, arturo is such a douche bag.

by Cool guy9534343 December 30, 2008

chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.

After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...

by power metal whore October 25, 2009

Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.

You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.

by DrSnow April 25, 2005

Wham Bag

Placing your genitals between the seat and bowl of a public toilet for sexual accomplishment - Originated by George Michael of Wham fame hence Wham Bag - Verb Wham Bagging - to Wham your bag.

" I had a right night the other day, me and George where out in East LA when he says 'I know a great little toilet round here if you fancy a laugh' Next thing i know were Wham Bagging the night away Wham Bag thank you mam!"

by Mighty Tim February 28, 2009

Status Bag

1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.

I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.

by Lindsay February 22, 2005

brown on bag

when your poop drops out of your butthole and smears on the back of your testicles.

austin got brown on bag while defecating on a toilet that was at a strange angle.

by joshee May 23, 2008