Michael Yonce

The reason I put this in is because putting a very common name with a very rare name can make a daring combination. I personally don't know any "Michael Yonces" but if you do, you must be a Chad. This person is has a rare name. There are only about 15+ people in the United States named "Michael Yonce" Now, because of such a rare name, the Michael Yonce is a absolute Chad. Michael Yonce is a somewhat good person, he always likes to flirt with women, and he can be brave sometimes too. He is that kind of guy that that can be funny, but also frustrating at times. He is strong, caring, and can always be there for you when your in a time of need. He has a giant cock, as all Chads do, but he is generally a small person in height. Michael Y. is generally a good friend to have.

Person 1: dude have you heard of this abouslute chad of a name?
Person 2: what is it
Person 1: Michael Yonce, daring, yes?
Person 2: sounds like a chad

by fx1171 September 14, 2019

Michael Gentile

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.

Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.

by ilovechickennuggets69 April 1, 2020

Michael/Mike

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

michael molina

Michael Molina is slang for Mexican candy that is being sold by a Mexican.

Do you want to buy some Michael Molina?

by GumZie June 7, 2017

Michael Mason

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.

Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.

by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018

michael higgins

A guy who thinks he's 6 foot but is only 5'9 and is a homosexual

He is such a Michael higgins

by AnonymousGerry March 4, 2017

Michael S.

A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.

Michael S. is a lonely prick

by SFB dox May 15, 2016