He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
by definitelynotbrandon November 23, 2021
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 28, 2021
The greatest thing to ever happen to someone. Does whatever they can to make someone happy. Is always in the mood to help others and help bring someone up. They have beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone that you can be thankful for and always rely on. They are kind of a nerd, but it is what makes them so special. They are extremely smart but can be passive when upset. No matter how upset they get you can never stay upset at them cause they are so perfect.
Brandon is the love of my life.
by IloveB November 23, 2021
The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 05, 2020
by Anti-Brandon February 04, 2020