Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.

"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"

by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Brandon

“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.

“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.

Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!

by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023