Michael Mason

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.

Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.

by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018

Michael Yonce

The reason I put this in is because putting a very common name with a very rare name can make a daring combination. I personally don't know any "Michael Yonces" but if you do, you must be a Chad. This person is has a rare name. There are only about 15+ people in the United States named "Michael Yonce" Now, because of such a rare name, the Michael Yonce is a absolute Chad. Michael Yonce is a somewhat good person, he always likes to flirt with women, and he can be brave sometimes too. He is that kind of guy that that can be funny, but also frustrating at times. He is strong, caring, and can always be there for you when your in a time of need. He has a giant cock, as all Chads do, but he is generally a small person in height. Michael Y. is generally a good friend to have.

Person 1: dude have you heard of this abouslute chad of a name?
Person 2: what is it
Person 1: Michael Yonce, daring, yes?
Person 2: sounds like a chad

by fx1171 September 14, 2019

Michael/Mike

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

michael hwang

Just the dumbest dude ever. He sucks at League of Legends and everything else in life. He just wants to be like Jason who is the awesomest guy ever. Jason is his idol, his king. Somewhere deep inside Michael Hwang is so jelly of Jason that he's peanut butter.

guy 1: dude what a loser he tries to be like Jason the sexiest man alive
guy 2: yeah that guy is totally a michael hwang.

by YOLOCHOLO February 11, 2014

Michael Gentile

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.

Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.

by ilovechickennuggets69 April 1, 2020

Michael Goppert

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.

"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."

by HexyBoii July 28, 2018

michael molina

Michael Molina is slang for Mexican candy that is being sold by a Mexican.

Do you want to buy some Michael Molina?

by GumZie June 7, 2017