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Joning

Joning-(verb)

Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.

Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
"Bro, did you just rush towards the enemies with no armor? Stop Joning!"
by KamiS4to April 7, 2025
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Jones boys

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones boys on her last month.
by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023
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Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.
"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.
by Thatwick September 26, 2024
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Marcus Jones

Marcus Jones AKA: MajorCensus.

MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.

"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".

Marcus is a good friend of mine.

Is'nt Maj MIA?

Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?
Hey Census, why dey all call'n you "Marcus Jones" ?

Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?

Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!
by MACHINMA BRO May 7, 2011
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Dawson Jones

A person who loves turtles and is really smart.
by New york urban times March 1, 2017
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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