Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
Get the Caleb Johnsonmug. Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.
by bldaw November 24, 2014
Get the sour johnsonmug. by Sagaan December 11, 2016
Get the Jealy Johnsonmug. Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020
Get the Johnsonmug. “Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
Get the Aaron Taylor Johnsonmug. by John Lockson July 27, 2024
Get the Lock Johnsonmug. The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
Get the The Mrs Johnson Showmug.