by ImStiuLandan September 20, 2014
Get the top kidmug. When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?
Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013
Get the Meatloaf Topmug. Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.
Same as defined above.
by Random_DooD August 5, 2004
Get the top-tankinmug. displaying traits of dominant sexual energy in a manner that comes off as annoying, pushy, overzealous, or unnecessary.
"that dude over there won't shut up about how good he is at being a top".. "sounds like a toxic top to me"...
by Lore_loaf$ March 16, 2023
Get the toxic topmug. by LK February 2, 2021
Get the Top 5mug. A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Teemu Werner October 11, 2021
Get the Top Redmug. 