Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.

Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...

by Lilmoop June 30, 2018

Lil Pump

A once believed human like being who had ascended to god like level and continued to rap about his gucci belts because he doesn't care about what anyone else thinks. He knows what he's doing with his estimated IQ in the high 2000. Every day when I wake up, I wake to an image of Lil Pump taped to my ceiling, my Lil Pump full bed and pillow covers, Lil Pump posters and even a Lil Pump phone case, because that way I can always have Lil Pump with me. Why worship Christianity, Judaism, etc. when you could worship a higher power, when you could worship Lil Pump?

Lil Pump don care 'bout none ya'll haters. Lil Pump do what Lil Pump wan. Lil Pump 's a high school dropout cuz Lil Pump don need none dat gramaticals and gemomitry. Lil Pump got plenty word smarts in his music!

by Spicy Boiiiii July 4, 2018

gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.

"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"

by Frederdick July 7, 2018

Lil Pump

A genius; very well known for his mathematically inclined hit song, “Gucci Gang”

“Ay bro, have you heard Lil Pump?”
“Hell yeah, he’s a genius!”

by idonfwpolice July 13, 2018

Lil Pump

A 17 year old rapper, thought the be the coming of god himself. His IQ is unparalleled, and his IQ is thought to be in the high 10000s. No one knows the limits of his intellect, and he is thought to have transcended the physical plane itself to higher dimensions. His songs may very well contain the secrets of the universe.

Lil Pump has transcended the physical plane, his true knowledge is unfathomable to us humans.

by 53rp3n7 July 17, 2018

Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018