Texas screwdriver Deluxe

When several Texans gang up on a male or female and aggressively fuck their rectum until their anus is 5 inches wide or wider.

YEEHAW lets Texas screwdriver Deluxe this bitch BROTHER

by bich niga July 2, 2018

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

double texas tornado

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion

Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!

by Pussy Punch February 1, 2021

Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich

Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone

by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021

Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out

“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so

I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.

Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.

by TE. Newman July 30, 2008