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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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Robert Bolining

When a man shoves his fist in another mans ass and then waves his fist around.
Ewww stop Robert Bolining
by smithywestonlover February 24, 2025
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Robert

he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13
Robert is cool
by jeraldin February 17, 2021
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Tim Roberts

He will hunt you down if you fail your imedia course
"You failed your imedia course, Tim Roberts is coming for you"
by ddudbt asd January 13, 2022
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Robert

He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall
Why the hell is Robert so Tall
by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021
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Robert Lemon

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”
by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023
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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

Or

A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
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