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Robert

The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive
by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019
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Robert is a stinky someone you meet once and you feel like you have finally experienced life. Silly i know but in the moment it feels like a warm breeze as you watch kids playing in the park holding his hand asking him what'd it'd be like to have your own. He's someone you could talk about endlessly, feeling like there's no good way to show him how much you love him. His eyes are like waking up on a warm morning, getting out of bed to freshly made pancakes covered in honey. Robert being something unexplainable to the heart , loving him without even trying. I hope i find my Robert in every other universe.
i like robert , no i love Robert!
by sillyratt23 November 20, 2023
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THATS MY REAL NAME AND WHY YOU SEARCH THIS
MY FULL NAME IS ROBERT SANTOS DAIM AND WHY WHOLDE YOU SHEACH THIS
by Octopusy Word Creater! November 11, 2022
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Robert

Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.
by 69dildos September 7, 2018
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Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
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Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay
by John Carver .C April 25, 2021
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