When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.
by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023
Get the Trojan Poop mug.1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Get the Poop Stinky mug.by Kentlover123 December 15, 2020
Get the poop sockism mug.Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.
Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
Get the Monkey poop mug.Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.
Or
Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.
Or
Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
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