Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to
by minkjtr November 28, 2023
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Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
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Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.
by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024
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Chez Max

Today i walked home all the way from Rialto
The monotony was calming
I tried to keep a rhythm
Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
by Krkič June 11, 2019
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max piasez

a GIRL *STOP CONFUSING THEM FOR A GUY THEIR TRANS* who fucking hates people and her sister
max piasez: im a girl what the hell mj
mj: i want to break your neck and throw you across the wall while repeatedly stepping on your face you dumb ass hoe.
max: oh uhh nevermind bro have a good one
by i fricked your mom November 08, 2022
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max Mckenzie

A person with another of cream, smeglet patient zero
max Mckenzie is a big ball of smeg

max is a smeglett
by 1234smeg4321 August 08, 2023
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Max moft

This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around
That guy just left us for them that guy is a max moft
by JamesSmith34 January 29, 2023
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