Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 04, 2024
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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch
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lord taargus

A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.
John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
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Lord Botetourt

LBHS is in a small town called Daleville, VA just off interstate 81. In his school on the outside is a bunch of snobs and whores, and on the inside it’s all that and more! Vape fiends listen in the bathroom for the crackles of vapes to hit and will never backdown from a Elfbar. The wanna be gangsters roam the halls during class looking for an admin to clap back at. The whores are decked out in orange spray paint (they think we don’t notice) and booty shorts waiting for an unsuspecting guy to cheat on, or the pick-me girl which we have PLENTY of. Then there’s every other preppy kid that thinks they are better than everyone else. This school is filled with.. interesting people, that just want to get their diploma and gtfo.
Lord Botetourt:
“I gre up in tha projects don’t fw me cuh”
- wannabe gangster who grew up in the woods
by 427363627 August 30, 2023
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Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.
by god99298843 November 15, 2019
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shiloh the meme lord

shiloh the meme
lord is a term used to define only the greatest of meme royalty, shiloh the meme lord’s memes are not only dank, but can be used as a lethal weapon , legend has it, he single handedly got suspended in the 10th grade for one of his legendary memes.
“did you hear about that popular spongebob meme on twitter?” “yea i did, you could almost say it was shiloh the meme lord status”
by sxiloh April 07, 2018
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Jason lord

Brian: Yo my dick's 2 inches long

Lines: you Jason lord
by Ryann r April 12, 2023
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