Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 29, 2019

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 24, 2022

Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 25, 2023

Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.

Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.

by noxyforreal May 12, 2024

Johnson Ferry Road

The "highway" of East Cobb. Runs North to south from Shallowford Road to Sandy Springs.

I live right off Johnson Ferry Road

by DISCORD GOAT October 05, 2021

Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020