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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

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curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

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Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson is the type of person that Has an average dick can hoop dirty minded and will roast the hell out of you

Jaden Johnson is a man thot

by Urdun dictionary October 24, 2018

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johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

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eyvind johnson

this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin

oh albin you are a eyvind johnson

by figlo April 4, 2017

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Tanner Johnson

Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!

by Athea February 2, 2023

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Chappy Johnson

A very crusty dick

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month

by SnoMEX May 24, 2018

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