Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

the move

universal positive
opposite of yonk

we could go out, but staying in and eating pizza is definitely the move

by yonkmaster March 13, 2019

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

non-NPC move

Activity that you normally wouldn’t do and probably will never do again.
It can be anything from taking a different route home to going on a week-long vacation that you planned the day before.

Bro, I feel like doing some non-NPC move.

Bro: Then let’s climb that street lamp!

by Minekokos July 7, 2025

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

Move along Betty

When you have enough of someone’s shit and want them to leave.

I’m going out tonight and if you don’t like it, you can move along Betty.

by LukeyFerr March 21, 2025

Move

Verb ; A Word Slang word for Crystal Meth

(crystal methamphetamine) - a concentrated and highly potent form of methamphetamine with dangerous side effects.

Can also be used as a verb.

Noun : Yes. Do you have move with you?

Verb: I just wanna move all night (use Crystal all night)

by TheodoreN800 May 1, 2019