fake friend story

make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !

want to be added to my fake friend story !

by 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 February 24, 2020

Sneaky Fake hit

When your bitchass sister pretends to hit you in the face, but then stops at the last minute.

(Amy asshole is about to hit nice kid kevin)
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

Fake Maine™

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.

"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."

by mee-haw January 7, 2020

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

Fake Mother In Law

A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.

She is such a Fake Mother In Law! I would never talk to her if it wasn't for my hubby.

by AndyMiami May 30, 2007

fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012