A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
Get the A date with Kimberly Clarkmug. "My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
Get the Blind Datemug. When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
Get the The Man-date lawmug. Most of the time the word dating is a title, for two bestfriends of the opposite sex, who become more then just friends and have a special bond. But you have to earn the others trust. It may take a week it may take a month. Nobody knows
Jeff: hey us two are really good friends maybe more than friends? Amy: yeah maybe we should start dating? Jeff: yeah, wanna go and eat sometime? Amy: yes!
by Mr. Nicholbutts May 12, 2019
Get the Datingmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And Angelina Jolie Voight Used To Actually Datemug. The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
Get the Stephanesian Cheap Datemug. by Mr. Bern June 5, 2024
Get the Date Ballmug.