Chris brown

THE MOST FINEST NIGGA ON MF EARTH!!!😚😎🤝

Girl 1:oooh whos he?
Nae: bitch dafaque thats my nigga bitch ill whoop yo ass ots rn hoe, and that is very much Chris brown

by bbynaenae_22 November 2, 2020

brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

by Stalin37 March 20, 2005

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Brown Diamond

Slang for a turd or poo.

My dog has left a mine field of Brown Diamonds in the yard.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.

Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010

Brown Stranger

A Brown Stranger is a shit that is left in a stall by someone unknown to you that is not flushed. You normally discover a brown stranger in a public bathroom, but occasionaly they appear in your home, these are nicknamed: "Brown Familliars"

Yo, MARK!, Dont bother using the second stall! Someones left a fucking Brown Stranger

by JD Malcolm April 27, 2006