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Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022
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Johnson

When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.

To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
by dying_fish September 26, 2020
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Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.
"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."
by Fructussy October 17, 2025
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Godwin Johnson

A stupid person that argues blindly about bots
Godwin Johnson stupidly argued with khalid on Facebook
by Kheddy June 16, 2022
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Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.
Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!
by Sagaan December 11, 2016
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Berry (Sasha) Johnson

Berry Johnson AKA "Sasha" is a part of the Johnson family containing Marie Johnson, Brayden Johnson, and Oliver Johnson. Berry was born on March 1st, lives in Minnesota, and used to go by the name "Trump Harmy" and "FinchBerry" In her earlier days, "Trump Harmy" Used to go with a political joke of the two presidents Biden and Trump. This joke was made with a friend/real family member that Berry used to talk too on the daily that went by the name Nitro, but later this friendship died after a war broke out with the people that used to be a part of the friend group such as the person "Biden Chiwi" AKA known as Nitro. There was also one more person, that went by the name Kata. With Berry's new friend group (Berry, Brayden, Oliver, and Marie) Berry no longer talks to Kata or Nitro. Berry as if of 2023 is happily married to Marie. Berry writes stories of her new friend group and used to write about her old friend group, she's most known for The Titanic Parody that her and Kata wrote a long time ago when they used to talk.
The Titanic Parody was written by Berry (Sasha) Johnson
by shawn-spen-star February 2, 2023
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Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson
by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019
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