Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022

Brandon

One geiy boi

Brandon is you hmmm

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.

“Let’s go Brandon!”

by So sus November 27, 2021

Brandon Blegan

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.

"OMGF ITS A BRANDON BLEGAN RUN LIKE SHIT!!!!"

by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010

Brandon

A big dick man with all the bitches all the girls like his pepino

People say brandon has the biggest dick in the world

by Nugget eater 123 November 21, 2023

Brandon

A neckbeard who will sue you if you insult him

Brandon is a fucking retarted

by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022