Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)

by klfgs77 August 4, 2020

Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

Sidney Johnson

A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.

“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”

by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022

sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs

sarah johnson.. yeah..

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020