when you're reading slash (mlm) and the author has clearly assigned a "boy and a girl"- one character is incredibly well built and macho whilst the other is the skinniest twink to have ever twunk. commonly found in fanfiction from wattpad.
someone: i'm reading this spideypool fic rn and spiderman's got those yaoi proportions
someone else: you you mean a slutty little waist despite having the upper body strength of a god?
someone: exactly
someone else: you you mean a slutty little waist despite having the upper body strength of a god?
someone: exactly
by rottingxoxox June 20, 2023
To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.
Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025
The 2025 incident between Twisted dandy and goob from Roblox game Dandy's world. Dont ask what happened but to put it short there was claws involved and lots of hurt goob.
by Twisted dandy x goob spicy yai January 25, 2025
Old Man Yaoi is a specific brand of Yaoi- Japanese gay erotic/romantic manga, in which the two characters in love are old. More often people use the term to describe fiction relationships containing old men that are from other types of media.
Person 1: "What are you reading?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
by yaoiyurisnorterguuuuulp January 03, 2025
A very beautifully drawn and written smutty yaoi manga by Asami which depicts the relationship between two people-a dhampir- Ethan and a Vampire Hunter-Tristan, both who don't know anything about each other. I wish they had both been vers OR the too was the bottom and vice versa.
by Morafoka69 November 29, 2021
A yaoi fangirl is a character, real or fictional, who is (usually) autochorissexual and likes to look at homosexual content.
by Your_realname March 25, 2024
by Susan CX February 22, 2016