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Wool headed stink monkey

Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
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White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.
After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.
by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011
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Wool tie

After you blow a nice load all over a girl tits and cover it with ass pubes
We went camping one weekend and my girl friend was cold so I gave her a wool tie
by Wool tie March 11, 2018
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coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."
Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!
by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022
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Hella Wool

A female who is attracted to other females, usually seen wearing headbands, ponytails and gym shorts.
So, today at the mall I saw a hella wool.
by lilhotmamma92 November 9, 2011
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Wool-dog

A 'wool-dog' is a girl or guy who possess many negative character traits inherent in toxic people, but superficially seems to be nice.

The term mostly concerns appearance, as visually a wool-dog will look deceptively benign and disarming, but in fact has the personality of a viper.

This contrasts with toxic personalities that visually and behaviorally signal themselves from a distance, or genuinely nice and benign people who look dangerous and/or trouble.

Related to the term "a wolf in sheep's clothing".
Guy 1: "I'm kinda into Cindy, she looks so nice and sweet!"

Guy2: "Nah bro, she's a wool-dog."
by Just-A-Little-Emotional June 4, 2021
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Buggy Wool

by bueiwr23r September 24, 2025
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