by NonbinaryRat November 25, 2021
by wilbursimp November 21, 2021
The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
by saucegodguap May 15, 2018
An amazing guy if you don’t love him then you’re crazy and if you do love him you’re quite poggers wilbur is a handsome lad who will always make your day weather you hear is name or hear him singing it’ll always make you smile if you have a Wilbur in your life keep him!
by Phoenix Marriot October 07, 2021
by richganglife November 09, 2018