Get the whacks

To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.

“I gave that bitch the whacks”

“Jason is about to get the whacks if he keeps talkin shit”

by P-Cone November 27, 2019

Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009

Whack of dawn

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.

"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."

by irvingjohn December 27, 2011

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.

Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

out of whack

Something that does not fit in with a group, database, or situation.

Something that doesn't make sense.

"This spreadsheet is out-of-whack. Those entries don't make sense and don't belong there"

"There's something out-of-whack 'bout the people at this party...I'm outta here"

by Prof XXX January 1, 2004

whack-a-do

Someone that is crazy

You know what I think about Susan, I think she is a whack-a-do

by Bachman January 11, 2005