Welder Dave

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.

Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.

by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

weedorator

The part of the brain responsible for making weed a fun experience. Can be broken by smoking too much weed for too long, or from other mental health factors.

“ I smoked a gram of white widow and all it did was make me feel depressed. I think my weedorator is broke.”

by Drobalithium January 25, 2019

Weezer Effect

The Weezer Effect refers to when Weezer comes on the radio and you always want it to be a different song. Whether they put on the Africa cover or "Say It Ain't So" you'll never be happy

Damn why are they playing Buddy Holly? I want to hear Undone right now.

Dude shut up it's just the Weezer effect

by SouljaMan420 April 22, 2019

Weeter

A boys pee pee

1: “I’ll cut off your weeter”
2: “Oh no please”
3: “you're a Weeterhead”

by Satansprincess02 February 11, 2020

Weezer Stan

Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.

In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.

Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?

Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!

Or

I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation

Bro cousin: You’re dating

Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.

Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022

Weedbrain

A person who speaks and acts foolishly due to constant cannabis use. They refuse to acknowledge the causal link between cannabis use and degenerate behavior; on the contrary, weedbrains will falsely attribute positive outcomes to smoking. In essence, weedbrains have gaslit themselves into thinking that drug use has been a boon to their lives.

Weedbrain: Brooo, weed is awesome man. It makes me more creative and in tune with nature. It even cured my uncle's cancer! It's not an addiction - I only spend half my paycheck on it, bro.

by randyw_ January 22, 2023