Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

NoCo Neck Warmer

Northern Colorado Mullet- Business in the Front, Party in the Back

Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.

1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."

2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"

by 970gayboy May 27, 2010

Alaskan Pipe Warmer

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.

Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.

by richEK January 16, 2011

Warm Eskimo

A Hawaiian

Chad: Is that Ha'ole?
Brent: No dude, he's native, that's a warm Eskimo

by BobbyDylanOpus May 13, 2021

wet wampa

When the smell emanating from the toilet after a diarrheal discharge causes one to thrash their arms about in a fan-like motion, similar to the movements of the wampa featured in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

P.F. Changs gave me such a bad wet wampa that I tore my rotator cuff.

by CMac01 December 28, 2009

caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 2, 2009