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Sketch-Wagon

n. A suspicious automobile, often a police car. The word "sketch-wagon" is most often used by people participating in illegal activities, such as speeding or running a red light, and is mostly associated with smoking marijuana.

(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")
Michael ran a red light and thought he'd gotten away with it, when a sketch-wagon appeared out of nowhere and pulled him over.
by ihasabike December 16, 2010
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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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orgy wagon

a large van with no back seats.
dude i totally got these girls in my orgy wagon
by esogod December 21, 2010
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queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.
That car over there is a queef wagon.
by Kg212013 January 1, 2017
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Money Wagon

When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.

The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.

It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."
by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010
mugGet the Money Wagonmug.

sket wagon

A general dickhead who goes around branding themselves. Likes a shag here there and everywhere.
“That Luis is such a sket wagon!” says Sandra to Linda.
by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019
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Chonga Wagon

1. Any small compact car similar to a Honda Civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or "fallen amigo".

2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.

See also: Hooptie and rice burner
Father (to daughter): I don't want to see you riding all around town in Junior's Chonga Wagon - it's embarrassing.
by TWP (triflin' white person) August 27, 2009
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