whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 07, 2008

Whack of dawn

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.

"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."

by irvingjohn December 24, 2011

Sack and Whack

Stuffing your balls inside a vaginal cavity like packing a pipe with your thumb while jerking off onto declared body part such as stomach or back (if flexible). Also called "sack n whack".

Hey babe, mind if we sack and whack on your back while I read phrack on your mac? k thx hun.

by deadly muffin November 14, 2010

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.

Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.

by Brandon H. March 31, 2006

Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

by ElbieElentari November 25, 2003

out of whack

Something that does not fit in with a group, database, or situation.

Something that doesn't make sense.

"This spreadsheet is out-of-whack. Those entries don't make sense and don't belong there"

"There's something out-of-whack 'bout the people at this party...I'm outta here"

by Prof XXX January 01, 2004

whack-a-do

Someone that is crazy

You know what I think about Susan, I think she is a whack-a-do

by Bachman January 11, 2005