unce

To make loud annoying squeal while touching or squeezing a fluffy animal or a cute person

My friend was at the bar and saw a cute guy and went up and "Unced him."

by kcrux October 5, 2015

unc

A thirteen year old named Henry

Henry, youre such an unc

by friggen packet yo November 25, 2024

unced in the fanny

When you wack her in the fanny so hard it sends her back to where she came from

I swear to god she's gonna get unced in the fanny

by lil gey June 7, 2018

Unc

michael malich

"Yo unc u wanna go play pickleball?"

by hjewnfnef jkrg March 23, 2025

Unc

Unc or Uncle (the brother of your mother or father)

Your old Uncle who still thinks he is still young and fresh. The type of Uncle to say "Back in my day" or "What do you know about the fundamentals?" while wearing creased red and white Jordan 1 shoes.

Uncle: All of these younglings trying to dunk the basketball like Michael Jordan. Dunking only gets you one point, let me show you the fundamentals.

*he pumps fakes the ball then shoots, making sure to hit the backboard first"

You: Ok Unc! That is pretty good!

by DontEvenTryItCZ February 25, 2023

Uncs

Uncs is the most mysterious tramp in Northumberland park, Tottenham london and never showers

I went to Northumberland park today and something smells horrible, it smells bad like uncs

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021

unced in the fanny

When she gets wacked in the puss so hard she quenches her thirst with her puss puss juice

Fuckin, I swear to god shes gonna get unced in the fanny

by lil gey June 8, 2018