Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the wall.
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
by dont like JB?WANNA PIECE OF ME February 20, 2022
tori is a bitch and she is really racist to you or anybody in general. She is a nightmare and would kill you and she really hates Mexicans. If she see you she will call 911 cause of race and will throw coconut rice at you. she is a bully and will pull a gun at you and rob you. She will come to your house and kidnap you.
by Anonymous#2658 November 24, 2021
Toris are always a dick rider and a stupid bitch. She never knows the difference between right and wrong. Her only ability is riding the dick of a dude really hard when she knows he’s in a relationship. She’s a homewrecker and not to be trusted around anyone.
by Bisexual<3 November 14, 2019
Tori is one of the most amazing girls you've ever met. She is so pretty! She changes you for the better. She is one of your best friends. She loves you for who you are!! She will marry a Jayce. He is all a girl dreams of for goodness sake!!
by imma animal love January 03, 2018
Tori is known for having the god of all penis’s. her dick is so fucking big even god himself is questioning wether he’s packing or not. tori’s will usually weigh more bc of just how outrageously huge her cock is. her back often gets sore bc of how humongous her shlong is.
guy 1- wow she walks funny
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
by squeegee_mern July 30, 2022
1. A torie is a term used to describe someone who is ugly and rude.
2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.
2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.
1. That person looks like torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.
by maxmilano2 August 13, 2011
Tori is slang for cocaine, yayo, coke, or snow. The euphemism gained popularity in the late 90's in the southern California region, eventually spreading and gaining use in northern Califoria circa 2002. While the use has been largely in the California area, use of it has been reported on the east coast as well as international locations.
In addition, it can be used twice in a sentence to suggest large amounts or 'going on a bender'.
In addition, it can be used twice in a sentence to suggest large amounts or 'going on a bender'.
1. Let's do some Tori and get the party started.
2. I'm looking for some Tori Tori, how much?
3. I can't belive you do Tori, just joking, I do too, let's do it together and fool around all night long.
2. I'm looking for some Tori Tori, how much?
3. I can't belive you do Tori, just joking, I do too, let's do it together and fool around all night long.
by Itinerant September 14, 2007