sausage topic

An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.

Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc

Guy 2: Haha

Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards

Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic

Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......

by Ltsmashroks May 11, 2009

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Topical Parkour

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.

How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!

by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014

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hot topic

gay ass dykes go here and probably have some meth, weed, crack, you name it. they probably try to act all "edgy" and "depressed" to seem all emo, when in reality they are soft as my cock. they are also probably only gay for the trend.

person 1-lets go to hot topic guys *crys*
person 2- oh so you're a emo dyke now? nice

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi April 05, 2022

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Hot Topic

Be careful, this is the central spawn point of all emo people.

Yo is it dark in here or is it just me?
Watch out dude they're coming! Hot Topic is where they form!

by deezmomz.com December 27, 2021

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Hot Topic

A bullshit store that exploits trends by selling shirts depicting pop culture icons, often accompanied by a lame joke or pun.

Person 1: Dude! Look at this epic shirt I got from Hot Topic!

Person 2: I like _________, but that's not funny; it isn't even clever. Why would you spend twenty dollars on that?

Person 1: It is too funny! You just don't get it!

by Lord Monochromicorn March 07, 2012

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