Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
by THEawkwardTOMATO September 04, 2011
The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
by Captain Rummidew June 10, 2010
by smartheadkid__leah January 07, 2022
1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.
2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d
2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d
1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."
"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."
2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.
I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."
2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.
I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
by LEE_11.16 September 21, 2006
n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer.
When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
"Oh man, that asshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of Bloody Mary's!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
by Dr. Josephus February 12, 2009
The act of turning red as a tomato when drinking. Most asians are effected by this. The phrase is used as a desirable state that has a positive connotation with it.
Seldon: Yo, let's get wall-papered.
John: Bro, I haven't gone on a tomato vacation in days.
Seldon: Dude, the other tomatoes are waiting for you, let's go.
John: Psych me up.
John: Bro, I haven't gone on a tomato vacation in days.
Seldon: Dude, the other tomatoes are waiting for you, let's go.
John: Psych me up.
by ThePope711 June 14, 2011
Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people
Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today
by RockyVRWolf January 18, 2009