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Thunder Cunt

A teacher who is a big ass bitch that no one likes and a mean cunt
Ms. Gianini is such a Thunder Cunt
by RoosterMav232323 January 5, 2024
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.
Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017
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Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.
My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.
by KappaD June 25, 2016
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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