Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry

"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz

by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023

Perry the Platypus

He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,

HeRrRrRrRr.

He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,

(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,

(I said you can call him Agent P).

Agent P!

A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!

by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 2, 2024

Social platypus

Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists

Damn, Marie is such an oddball. I can't catagorize her, she's like a platypus... a social platypus

by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.

"You're such a platypus stain."

by notastain April 26, 2010

Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI

Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today

by Babyssscar December 8, 2020

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022