the old para

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para

john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible

by lizzie420 January 22, 2020

The old shit spirit

A feeling one might feel when one says, "Oh shit".

It's a really nice day for the old shit spirit.

by Normanish June 2, 2020

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

The old coat trick

When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Ayo let’s go show this nigga “the old coat trick”

by deadmemecity September 8, 2020

The old dean

A huge rundown estate segregated from the rest of the town that is used to express someone’s attraction towards a woman. There are levels to the phrase for example if an attractive 6/10 is being friendly with you behind the counter as you pay for your shopping, when you leave you might turn to your friend and say you’d take her to the old dean. However if you see an 8/10 or above and are really getting the horn you might let out a “ooooogghhhhh” after she’s walked past and say that you’d take her to the old dean and back! The highest level of old dean is taking a girl to the top of the old dean tower and back down again, this can be done multiple times.

On a Separate note it can also be used to express levels of other states of being. For example after a night of raving on Dizz, Ket, or whatever your vitamins of choice are, you finally tuck into multiple jeffreys/biftas/zutes and are absolutely chonged. Your mate asks if you are alright as you are chewing your face off while looking like you’ve just discovered the meaning of life whilst staring at some wallpaper, you may reply that you are chonged to the old dean and back (levels of old dean apply here too)

“OGGGGHHH MATE!!! Did you see that blonde that just walked past? Fuck ME I would take her to the old dean and BACK!” “I’d take her to the top of the old dean tower and back down again at least 8 times a week!! Fucking hell” “yeah I’d take her to the old dean” “I am absolutely Fucking chonged to the old dean and back” “I am absolutely old deaned mate fuckin hell mate”

by PFresh November 26, 2020

The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences

Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum

by theFANUM February 17, 2021

The Old and The Bold

A gladiator-style game in which people over the age of 50 are kindly forced to partake and forced to fight at the end whoever is left gets the privilege of dying in a retirement home.

"My grandpa got put in The Old and The Bold"

"wow that sucks"

by HighschoolerWithTime May 5, 2021