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mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019
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Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning
Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!
by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019
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Mooch

Ali “Mooch” Hamade
That kid is on tiktok live! Ali is such a mooch
by mahmad81 June 19, 2023
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Mooching

When your kitten interferes with random things in your house
by Pinkyhoolahoop December 11, 2022
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dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds
I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch
by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020
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