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mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!
by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 15, 2019
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Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.
Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014
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Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.
Dude, her mooch STANK!
by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019
mugGet the Moochmug.

mooch

When you want you take a walk around a function (party, bar, or club etc.) to find mutuals or friends
person 1: hey you wanna go for a mooch?
person2: yeah, let’s go
by hellooothereee May 18, 2024
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Rich Mooch

American Socalists.
The Rich Mooch who went to Yale to study English Literature wants me to pay his/her student loans.
by Ipaymyownway. August 20, 2019
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