Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023

A world wide hater and most likely a feminist who should go jump off the highest bridge cause they hate the truth. Otherwise known as a retarded female who swears they should have everything they want and blame all men for the stupid decisions they made in life.
“That Roma girl gets me so upset with her truth. Like why can’t she stand up for only women. Oh yeah that’s right all feminists are crack smoke thots with no brain. I am such a Solid Mantis”
by Darkhero86 October 30, 2022

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
by xenoscum January 12, 2021

by Mr. Teajug March 9, 2016

by Exoudous May 19, 2017

Hello, my name is Mantis, and I read "pies" as "piss."
You just pulled a Mantis Sacanicus right there.
All Greeks are horny. We are having a horny wave spread all across Greece.
"Greece's no. 1 export is porn."
-Plato
You just pulled a Mantis Sacanicus right there.
All Greeks are horny. We are having a horny wave spread all across Greece.
"Greece's no. 1 export is porn."
-Plato
by Lima Bean the Horny October 25, 2020

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019
