by Kim ling ding April 23, 2019

by UwU lord November 21, 2019

Absolute mad don beats his kids, Harrison will always be there if you apple sauce your self, wait what? Never mind, the biggest mad don around
Alfie: where the fuck has Harrison gone
Harrison: rolls up with two bitches on each arm
Harrison: sup fuckers
Harrison: rolls up with two bitches on each arm
Harrison: sup fuckers
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Overweight, blonde, blue eyed teenager. Career wise, harrison’s will be a cop, or attempt to. Woman abuser, and rages when is intoxicated. Is a developing alcoholic, who has a past history of alcoholism in his family. Believes himself to be a ladies man. The type of guy to have a drunken one night stand and not remember the girls/guys name, let alone the rest of the night. Harrison’s tend to have unplanned pregnancies at a young age (not saying the babies are always kept).
Person 1: Harrison what happened lastnight?
Harrison: I think I got laid by some chick, I have her as T in my phone?
Person 1: Is her name by chance Tara?
Harrison: I think I got laid by some chick, I have her as T in my phone?
Person 1: Is her name by chance Tara?
by SJCW November 7, 2011

A compensator.
Likes to buy BIG bouncy balls, and teases his friend for buying a smaller one.
What he doesn't realise is that he is subconsciously choosing a larger ball to compensate for his tiny penis.
Likes to buy BIG bouncy balls, and teases his friend for buying a smaller one.
What he doesn't realise is that he is subconsciously choosing a larger ball to compensate for his tiny penis.
by darthdaddygetonmylvlson August 22, 2016

Total twat, cocky to the max. Admittedly hot but needs to stay in his lane. Always has the hottest girlfriend that is the desire of all his mates.
Accidentally hilarious with a witty humour that enduces enough cringe to collapse a lung.
Accidentally hilarious with a witty humour that enduces enough cringe to collapse a lung.
by MontysBitch November 28, 2017
