Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.

John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.

by 69withyourmum February 06, 2012

fanny grabbers

Your hands.

Get your fanny grabbers out of my popcorn!

by Copterboy May 31, 2017

grabber snow

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest

You better watch out, that snow is grabber snow. That'll kill a man.

by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 08, 2024

Grabber

A girls the proceeds to post thotful pictures and quotes but don’t receive the same energy In person

Jake “this girl always be talking freaky and shit but not tryna link”
Ron “that bitch is a Grabber bro”

by Blay wick August 19, 2022

Grabber

A girls the proceeds to post thotful pictures and quotes but don’t receive the same energy In person

Jake “this girl always be talking freaky and shit but not tryna link”
Ron “that bitch is a Grabber bro”

by Blay wick August 19, 2022

Grabber

Someone who grabs the shit out of their wakeboard, I mean really securing their hand on that unit.

"Damn that guy Konni really grabs his board, he's the best grabber out there!"

by TrickTurning101 January 05, 2023

Grabber

Someone who grabs the shit out of their wakeboard, really latches onto that sucker ya know.

"Damn Konni grabs his board so well! He is for sure the best grabber this year!"

by TrickTurning101 January 05, 2023