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discharge boogers

Discharge Boogers can often be found in your underwear after you have masturbated. It can also be found on baby's right after they are born.
my baby had a lot of discharge boogers on it when it came out
by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023
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Honorable Discharge

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.
Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.
by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020
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Discharge Monkey

by Theotheblackperson July 25, 2022
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Discharge

It’s not cum it’s the stuff that comes out the when it wants to clean itself but I like calling it female. Cum👽
I have a lot of sticky discharge in my underwear
by Idontknow60 November 21, 2021
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female discharge

The monthly process where some women members of the military are let go because they are suffering from PMSD.
Lt. Col. Sarah MacKenzie suffered severe PMSD last month which resulted in female discharge.
by MarionWebster January 10, 2018
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Blandular Discharge

An idiomatic phrase for the time boredom utterly destroys you.
"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."
by versionthirteen March 19, 2019
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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