Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
Get the jizz collectormug. A bounty hunter of sorts. Could be male or female. Someone who goes after and collects a debt from those unwilling to pay up and does so with swift precision and expertise. It is an old term that has in more recent years had its origin changed due to a movie of the same name of which is is now also associated with.
My lawyer is like a bone collecter. He went after the debt that was owed with the vengeance of a bone collector and never broke from the mission.
by GypsySoulLove July 9, 2021
Get the Bone Collectormug. an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man
by mrsquidward1257 February 22, 2023
Get the vinyl collectormug. Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.
My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.
by your_new_friend June 1, 2010
Get the Trash-Collectormug. by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
Get the nostril hair collectormug. A Person who works extensively with a Cruise Director (a/k/a Social Planner) to find out his/her group's social plans, but does not, and never intended to, actually participate. Generally does this simultaneously with many different Cruise Directors to ensure his/her being included in several concurrent events.
The Plan Collector may run an internal algorithm to determine the "most fun" event, and go with that, or simply do nothing, resting assured that they could have done "something". May resurface, possibly years later, to ask how it went, and get details of the next event. Long term use of collected plan data is unknown and suspicious.
Etymology: coined by Cindy (2005), details contributed by Scott
Synonyms: Census Taker (coined by Scott)
The Plan Collector may run an internal algorithm to determine the "most fun" event, and go with that, or simply do nothing, resting assured that they could have done "something". May resurface, possibly years later, to ask how it went, and get details of the next event. Long term use of collected plan data is unknown and suspicious.
Etymology: coined by Cindy (2005), details contributed by Scott
Synonyms: Census Taker (coined by Scott)
by JaimeG July 21, 2007
Get the Plan Collectormug. by lurch cobra November 14, 2013
Get the spoon collectormug.