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Chipotle

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle
by Brunch123 October 27, 2019
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Chipotle

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos
by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019
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Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.
I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.
by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012
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Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!
Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!
by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021
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Driving to chipotle

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022
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Chipotle whore

Simone’s who loves chipotle way too much
by Bigg philly May 30, 2024
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