Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny
You really messed her up you Fanny whacker
by Mentalioso August 30, 2018
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Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.
Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.
by WickWhack April 23, 2024
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Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.
Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.
by Sloan Ketterin May 09, 2011
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butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.
That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.
by 1234567asd October 19, 2017
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Whacker

A person who is capable of hacking and whacking at the same time.
A whacker can hack and whack your account.
by Oxidata September 11, 2020
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Whacker

A person who owns a decommissioned police vehicle and makes it look like a in service police vehicle, Most commonly with black and white paint schemes with no logos.
Hey John look at the Crown Vic it’s got a light bar and everything what a whacker.
by Hocopocoloco December 05, 2022
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Whacker

A person who is a first responder, or wishes they could become one, who has to act as if it is their god given duty to make everyone aware as to what they do. A whacker will have the most lights, the newest gear, the most tools, and post the most on social media just to say they have it. Whackers are often made fun of by other first responders due to their self centered demeanor.
"Have you played that Firefighting Simulator (Into the Flames) yet?" "No Cory, stupid whacker"
Cory makes a game solely based upon a firefighting for his own benefit to say he made a game based upon his job.
by OnyxAsylum September 02, 2022
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